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<i>[seabirds chirping]</i>

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<i>SAM:</i> <i>
In spite of strife,</i> <i>
I live my life</i>

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<i>and do right by sitting tight.</i>

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♪

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<i>♪ I want to ride the wave,</i> <i>
but you already know</i>♪

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<i>♪ I made a bet</i> <i>
with the devil...</i>♪

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No, you didn't look at the...

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SAM:
No, get Nan.

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- All right.
- [laughter]

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<i>♪ 'Cause I get</i> <i>
so fucking bored...</i>♪

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MAX:
Hey, Frankie.

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<i>♪ And I wonder when</i> <i>
they're coming home</i>♪

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<i>♪ I hope they're never</i> <i>
coming home</i>♪

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[shouts]

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[laughter]

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<i>♪ Because I'm beating</i> <i>
on my drumkit</i>♪

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<i>♪ Hoping that you like it</i>♪

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DUKE:
Look at the camera.

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<i>♪ And we can rise above...</i>♪

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[laughter]

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SAM:
Frankie.

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Go next to Nan.

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<i>♪ Ugly little sunflower</i>♪

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<i>♪ Wilting every hour.</i>♪

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- PHYLLIS: Mrs. Conover lived there.
- DUKE: Who was she, Nan?

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Eileen Conover was
what we called in those days

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"a theatrical."

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Like, a theater person?

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Roughly speaking, yes.
Like your grandfather.

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- And your mother.
- [Duke laughs]

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And you.

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A creative odd one
who indulges in themselves.

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Ha. That's me all over.

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[laughs]

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[chuckles]

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- Mom. Phil.
- What? What?

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SAM:
I remember your stories
about Mrs. Conover.

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I never spoke to you
about Eileen Conover.

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[chuckles]:
Yes, you did.

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You said that she ran
a theater company

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and that you and your friends
as kids would go over

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to her house and look
at her erotic artwork.

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[laughs]:
What are you talking about?

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You... Can anyone
back me up on this?

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Excuse me, why don't you
let me guide this tour?

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And allow me to be
the last word on what did

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or did not happen in the 1940s.

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Because as far
as I can remember,

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- you weren't even born.
- Mm-hmm.

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- PHYLLIS: Frankie.
- GABRIELLA: My God,

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your gran, she's legendary.

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Everyone in the family
talks about her.

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Her <i>koyach,</i>
the way her stubbornness

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drives people off a cliff.

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- I'm obsessed.
- [chuckles]

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I mean, the stories
I could tell you.

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You don't even know
the half of it.

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Oh, well, you know,
she was my inspiration

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when I moved to London
all by myself years ago.

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You didn't know anyone
when you came to London?

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GABRIELLA:
I mean, I started exploring.

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I pushed myself.

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I made friends with some
serious artists. Just like you.

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Oh, no, I don't...

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I don't know
if I'm that serious.

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Uh, come on, cousin.
I follow you.

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Your photos
are artful and gorgeous.

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And they make you feel things.

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I've shown them to my friends,

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and I really want
to introduce you.

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There's Fayza.
She's an activist and poet.

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And there's Tirunesh,
who's an environmental biologist

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- from Somalia.
- Wow.

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And Jules, my flatmate,

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who's doing this, like,
bedroom pop project right now.

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Wow.

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You're all like a bunch
of little Jason Bournes.

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[laughs]

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Yeah, well, Jules is moving
to Australia, though.

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- Oh.
- I'll have to find a sublease for her.

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- Yeah, that sucks.
- Mm, not really.

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I mean, she never
flushes her shits.

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And she keeps me up at night
with her music.

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Flatmate rule:
never live with a musician.

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Try living with an actor.

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[both laugh]

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[siren wailing in distance]

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<i>CAROLINE:</i> <i>
Can you just walk next to me?</i>

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<i>Why are you walking ahead of me?</i>

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- My heart rate is through the roof.
- Ugh.

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Would you stop checking?
You're making it worse.

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I don't understand
why we came here.

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I have such <i>shpilkes.</i>
This is ridiculous.

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Because...

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Because I wanted to put
my mother's ashes

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to rest here in London.

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You encouraged me.

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And then you invited
your entire family

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and offered to pay for it,
which is fine,

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but it changed the complexion
of the entire trip.

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[exhales]

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So could you please just relax

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and get through it?

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And encourage your mother
to move it along.

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You're right.

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I'm sorry.

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Come here. Come on.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I couldn't control myself.

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- [sighs] I love you.
- And I love you.

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[sniffles]
Yeah.

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- It's good. It's good.
- Okay.

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- Stop checking your heart rate.
- Hey.

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I got to take a shit.

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- Oh, God.
- Yeah.

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Okay, well,
let's go back to the pub.

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No. Are you insane?

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My preference is to go back home
to L.A. and shit.

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- We're not flying home.
- Shy of that,

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it'll be back at the hotel.

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"Go to the pub."

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- Okay, fine.
- Come on.

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Let's just...
Wait, I don't have to poop.

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- Just come on.
- Stop.

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PHYLLIS:
My father, his name was Leland.

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To be perfectly honest,
I didn't even know him.

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We never spoke as children.

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I had one memory with him,
which I've told to Frankie.

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I only spoke to him twice.

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- Well, you're exaggerating, right, Nan?
- No.

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No, you-you must have
spoken to him more than that.

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You lived in the same house
as him.

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What makes you think
living in a house with a man

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requires you to speak to him?

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[laughs]:
Oh, my God.

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Yeah, good thing
he wasn't your dad, though.

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Don't be rude.

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You sent some spit
off to a lab in Arizona

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and suddenly fancy yourself
as a private investigator.

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Let me be clear:
Leland Darby was my father.

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And your grandfather and these
girls' great-grandfather.

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Even if he was a horrible man.

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And your Uncle Lester
would have told you the same.

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I miss my brother.

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I need to speak to my brother.

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Copy that.

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Leland Darby was my granddad.

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- Phil?
- Mm?

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- What?
- Phil. You all right?

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Um, well...

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[indistinct chatter]

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<i>♪ Have you heard</i> <i>
there's a new Casanova?</i>♪

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<i>♪ He's a wiz when it comes</i> <i>
to romance</i>♪

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<i>♪ And he is</i> <i>
such a true Casanova...</i>♪

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<i>PHIL:</i> <i>
He had buck teeth</i>

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back then. That's why we
called him Benny the Beaver.

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BEN:
Ah, yes. Fond memories.

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We called you... What was it?

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I haven't the faintest.

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Phyllis the Clitoris.

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[stifled laughter]

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And your brother
Lester the Molester.

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Oh, no, that's not...

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So, Ben, can you tell us more
about my mom as a girl?

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She doesn't give us much
other than war rations

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and bomb shelter stories.

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Careful, Benny.
Your words will be twisted.

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BEN:
I first got to know
Phyllis in my years

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at Birkenhead Elementary.

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She was very mouthy.

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Defiant.

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But also, very pretty.

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- Aye.
- Aye!

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[laughs]

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Did you ever get married, Ben?

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Who ended up hooking you?

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Phyllis, you remember
Eileen Churbishley off Exmouth?

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She was a few years younger.

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Yes, she walked with a limp.

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- One leg shorter than the other.
- No.

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Actually, that was
childhood polio that did that.

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We were married for 38 years.

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Eileen died in '99.

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This was hers, actually.

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- Oh.
- PHYLLIS: Oh.

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I'm sorry.

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But we love this pub, Ben.
Here's to Eileen.

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ALL:
Aye!

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Most tourists do.
We sell nostalgia here.

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Like the monarchy.
Pining for a time passed.

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Now, Phyllis's mother
Shirley-Jane,

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she was a vocal critic

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- of the monarchy.
- CAROLINE: Wow.

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- And she was British?
- PHYLLIS: Not British.

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English. And we were always
anti-monarchists.

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I love the monarchy.

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Windsor Castle.
Frogmore Cottage.

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- Buckingham Palace.
- I never liked those hotels,

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and always thought those people
that live there should not.

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I used to get so angry

201
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because Elizabeth
and her sister Margaret,

202
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they used to get these presents
at Christmas,

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and it was publicized everywhere.

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Now, why would they do that?

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Did it upset you because your
family didn't have all that?

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Excuse me.

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Where is my son?

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Why isn't Marion here?

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- He's indisposed.
- Indisposed?

210
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What does that mean?

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CAROLINE:
It means

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he had to stay at the hotel.

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But why?

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CAROLINE:
Because he's busy.

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PHYLLIS:
What are you talking about?

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Why are you being so vague?

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Traveling does not agree
with his stomach.

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[laughs]

219
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He's got the squirts. Oh!

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That is so Marion.

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Don't be vulgar, Sam.

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- I'm sorry.
- And, Caroline,

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my distaste for the monarchy

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had nothing to do
with growing up poor.

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It was wrong.

226
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I just thought it was wrong.

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All these bunch
of boring bastards

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being supported
by English taxpayers.

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All so white and Anglo-Saxon.

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The French had it right
with the royals.

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Off with their heads.

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SAM, PHYLLIS and BEN:
Aye!

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[soft laughter]

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[quiet chatter]

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00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:06,606
I'll give you 20 quid
if you chug Max's beer.

236
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,477
Are you serious?

237
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,828
When I was your age, I used to
drink my dad under the table.

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What are we gonna tell her
when she gets back?

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00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:16,616
Oh, come on. You're in London.

240
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Yeah, all right,
I was only joking.

241
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You don't have to drink
all of it.

242
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Stop!

243
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:35,069
- [laughter]
- What the fuck are you doing?

244
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,505
I'll get you another one.

245
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You just drank, like,
all of my beer.

246
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I thought the drinking age here
was, like, 12.

247
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Uh, no, love, it's 18.

248
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,992
You're thinking about
the age of consent.

249
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:50,475
Okay, that was another joke.

250
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,477
- [Max laughs]
- Don't tell Mom.

251
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,696
MAX:
Duh.

252
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,351
[laughter]

253
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,396
She's a little bit burpy.

254
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,618
<i>BEN:</i> <i>
On Ainsworth Avenue,</i> <i>
we were all terrified</i>

255
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,055
of Phyllis's mom.

256
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:08,755
She was tough. Extremely direct.

257
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,365
Oh, you had to be back then.

258
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,759
Especially with that man.

259
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,935
Well, I'd rather not
talk about him.

260
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,067
SAM:
Yeah, Ben, we recently learned

261
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,679
some dubious DNA information

262
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:23,030
about our dearly departed,
uh, grandfather.

263
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,945
That he wasn't really
Phyllis's dad?

264
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,034
- We all knew that.
- [laughs]: You see?

265
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,992
I told you everyone knew.

266
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,342
There goes your big secret.

267
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:32,953
Do you feel silly now?

268
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,564
We talked about it
behind closed doors.

269
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:39,611
Like that bloke Ronan Farrow
and Frank Sinatra.

270
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:42,832
Leland Darby
looked nothing like Phil.

271
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,139
Not to mention it,
but we also knew about

272
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:49,796
Shirley-Jane Darby's--
how do I put it?--

273
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,667
[whispers]:
dalliances.

274
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,713
[exhales sharply]
Aye.

275
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,760
No.

276
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,719
[clears throat]

277
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,460
[whispers]:
Did he just slut-shame
our great-grandmother?

278
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,335
[whispers]: Yes, he did.
Did you enjoy your beer?

279
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,946
- Breath.
- [hiccups]

280
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,165
BEN:
Anyway,

281
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,733
what does it matter?

282
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,213
These people are all dead.

283
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:19,390
As we will be, too, shortly.

284
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,264
Do you blame your mum?

285
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,266
All those years
married to that man?

286
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,311
[sighs]

287
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,183
Truth is,

288
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:33,753
Shirley-Jane Darby
was a woman before her time.

289
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,580
Yes. Quite.

290
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:38,148
She worked.

291
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,933
And she was a poet.

292
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:43,501
And an artist of great renown.

293
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:46,678
She started painting
when she was 50.

294
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:51,814
She practiced astrology and yoga
in the 1920s in England.

295
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:55,165
She was a pioneer, my mum.

296
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,602
Gone but not forgotten.

297
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,041
If one person remembers you,

298
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,999
you stay alive forever.

299
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,484
To Shirley-Jane Darby.

300
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,748
ALL:
To Shirley-Jane Darby!

301
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,364
You've had enough.

302
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,459
<i>SAM:</i> <i>
Exquisite agony,</i>

303
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,113
<i>of body and mind.</i>

304
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,550
<i>The heritage of mankind.</i>

305
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:36,119
<i>Birth is but the gateway</i> <i>
to death.</i>

306
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,468
<i>Whoa.</i>

307
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,557
♪

308
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,672
<i>♪ The first time I realized...</i>♪

309
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:08,891
<i>SAM:</i> <i>
Be careful.</i>

310
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,414
They drive crazy.

311
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,373
Look both way...

312
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,679
That's not funny, Ben.

313
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,377
No, you're right.

314
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,900
<i>♪ And forgive me,</i> <i>
but I don't know...</i>♪

315
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,032
Hey.

316
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,469
We had a tiny thing happen.

317
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:22,687
What? What?

318
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,298
Chewy's in a cone. Don't...

319
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,908
- Oh, no. <i>
- Don't...</i>

320
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,911
<i>♪ Or sun</i>♪

321
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,131
<i>♪ I don't recall</i>♪

322
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,481
<i>♪ I was young...</i>♪

323
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,396
<i>CHAYA:</i> <i>
I saw something</i>

324
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,224
on Chewy's stomach.

325
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,965
It was, like,
a piece of schmutz.

326
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,967
- No. No, no, no, no, no. Oh. <i>
- So then we bought...</i>

327
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,490
- Now he keeps licking at it.
- Right, he...

328
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,100
- There's a lot of licking...
- Show-show...

329
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,580
- Show her the cone.
- ...going on in this house.

330
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,929
<i>TRESSA:</i> <i>
He's right here. He's fine.</i>

331
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,149
"Hi, Mama. Don't worry."

332
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,715
[groans]

333
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,717
[grunts]

334
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,545
<i>♪ First time that I saw</i> <i>
your face...</i>♪

335
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,678
- Oh. Hi.
- [laughs]

336
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:57,940
Are those, like,
the ones that, like,

337
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,463
fizz in your mouth, like...

338
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:00,856
Okay, and then how much
are the ones with the...

339
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,944
What is rhubarb?

340
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,815
Uh, it's a plant.

341
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,513
[both laugh]

342
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,732
Okay, well, that's crazy.

343
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,343
- We're in London.
- Yeah.

344
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,954
Very nice, and... Okay.

345
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,522
See you, Mark. Yeah.

346
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:17,307
No, no, no. Nobody.
She's nobody.

347
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,396
♪

348
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,098
<i>[Sam laughs]</i>

349
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,795
SAM:
This is so...

350
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,449
These are so naughty.

351
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,320
[British accent]:
They're so naughty.

352
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,670
[regular accent]: You guys have
Benny Hill. We didn't have that.

353
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,804
[laughs] I would hide them
from Nan. They're so dirty.

354
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,588
This store is the best.

355
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,634
Look, these are dirty postcards.

356
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,201
- These are, like, from my childhood.
- Wait.

357
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:44,117
Yeah, really bad.
What candy are you getting?

358
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,727
[laughter]

359
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:51,820
You know, I had a back-alley
abortion in the 1950s.

360
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,692
Um...

361
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,826
It was done at a friend
of your grandfather's home.

362
00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,437
He was a doctor. On the dining
room table, like this.

363
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:03,005
Why are you
telling me this, Nan?

364
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:08,010
Because I love you, darling.
That's why.

365
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,015
<i>♪ The next thing I knew,</i> <i>
the stars</i>♪

366
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,278
<i>♪ Were eyes up in the night</i>♪

367
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:20,022
<i>♪ And the ocean breathing heavy</i> <i>
like a beast</i>♪

368
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,503
<i>♪ I held you, but I don't know</i>♪

369
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,200
<i>♪ If I was strong enough</i> <i>
to say</i>♪

370
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:26,028
<i>♪ How the way it felt...</i>♪

371
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,117
SAM:
Oh, look at... Wow.

372
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:33,122
<i>♪ May have been clouds or sun</i>♪

373
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,602
Isn't that incredible?

374
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,691
<i>♪ I don't recall</i>♪

375
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,040
<i>♪ I was young</i>♪

376
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:41,565
<i>♪ May have been clouds</i>♪

377
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:42,827
<i>♪ Or sun</i>♪

378
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,526
<i>♪ I don't recall</i>♪

379
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,963
<i>♪ I was young</i>♪

380
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,922
<i>♪ May have been clouds</i>♪

381
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,360
<i>♪ Or sun</i>♪

382
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,058
<i>♪ I don't recall,</i> <i>
I was young...</i>♪

383
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,930
PHYLLIS:
Yoo-hoo! There you are.

384
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,715
Look what I've just found.

385
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,631
- Oh.
- Isn't it just beautiful?

386
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,720
It's a music box.

387
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,852
It's quite Jewish. Look.

388
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,072
- FRANKIE: I love the artwork.
- It is quite Jewish.

389
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,595
I'm going to buy it for you.

390
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,423
- What? For me?
- Yes.

391
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,903
No, no, no, no. That...

392
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,600
It's going to be
a new family tradition.

393
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,559
We'll bring it out
every year and play it.

394
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,169
Wait, what? Are you kidding me?

395
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,128
I can't even get people
to sit down for dinner.

396
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,131
Now you're foisting
a whole family tradition on us?

397
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,871
No, Phil. It's not happening.

398
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,134
I...

399
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,049
No. No. No. No.

400
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,354
- MAX: Mom. Hi.
- Hi.

401
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,095
Do you mind
if I go hang with some

402
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,662
of Gabbie's friends?
Just for a little bit?

403
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,533
No, no. Cute.

404
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,013
- Have fun.
- Okay.

405
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,841
We'll meet back
at the hotel, okay?

406
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,973
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.

407
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,759
You okay, Mom?

408
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,369
What?

409
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,589
Yeah. Totally.

410
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,069
Okay.

411
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,896
- All right. I love you.
- Okay.

412
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,898
- MAX: I'll see you later.
- SAM: Love you.

413
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:56,466
[British accent]:
Portobello Road.

414
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:57,859
[chuckles]

415
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,861
Ta-ra.

416
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,515
Bye.

417
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,300
- MAX: She said yes.
- Oh, yay!

418
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,302
Cheerio.

419
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,130
I just bought it for you.

420
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,914
- No, no, no.
- I had to.

421
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,308
- No, I don't want a tradition. No.
- PHYLLIS: I just... N...

422
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,615
- I've already bought it.
- No. How am I supposed to take that on the plane?

423
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,530
- No, please.
- I told you I didn't want it.

424
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,488
It's got the most beautiful
music that goes with it.

425
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,925
- I don't want the big thing.
- Why not? You would love it.

426
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,493
- No, 'cause you're making me take it.
- It doesn't weigh very much.

427
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,844
- I promise you. Because I...
- No. I'm going in the hat store.

428
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,064
Well...

429
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,849
I'm going to have it anyway.
I am going to have it.

430
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,334
[exhales]

431
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,294
Yes.

432
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,995
[chuckles]:
Sorry.

433
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,257
Hi.

434
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,651
- Hi.
- Hi. Good evening.

435
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,088
- No gang tonight?
- No,

436
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,134
and that is
quite all right by me

437
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,353
because I am sick of them.

438
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,529
[chuckles] You'd be surprised
how often I hear that.

439
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,183
- [Sam chuckles]
- What can I get you?

440
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,794
Um, a Pimm's Cup, please.

441
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,666
- BARTENDER: Mm-hmm.
- SAM: Mm.

442
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:09,017
PHYLLIS:
Oh! Hello.

443
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,411
That's where you are.
Good, good, good.

444
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,414
With a shot of Jameson's.

445
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,082
[Sam exhales]

446
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:36,175
- Hit my knee.
- PHYLLIS: Mm.

447
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,009
Don't help.

448
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,144
Thank you.

449
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,799
Oh, I'll have the same.

450
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:57,979
[chair squeaks]

451
00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,068
Oh.

452
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,636
Did you just fart,
or was that the chair?

453
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,161
[slurping through straw]

454
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:10,252
SAM:
So, you and, uh, Benny.

455
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:13,081
[clears throat]
What's the story there?

456
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,648
What do you mean?

457
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,693
Well, you know,

458
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:19,696
he's been spending a lot of time
with you.

459
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,263
Us.

460
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,004
I don't know
what you're getting at.

461
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,093
He's an old friend
from my youth.

462
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:28,357
Someone
with a bit of shared history.

463
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:31,708
Yeah, but I'm just saying,

464
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:34,581
do you guys, you know...

465
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:37,932
- Oh, dear God. Don't be vulgar, Sam.
- [babbling]

466
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,761
[chuckles]

467
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:43,459
No. No.

468
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,418
[chuckles]

469
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,158
- Come on.
- What?

470
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:50,249
I mean, he takes the train
from Liverpool to see you,

471
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,076
just to be with you.

472
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,210
He's not a young dude.
I'm just saying.

473
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:59,083
Well, a man never runs
after a stopped bus,

474
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:01,085
my mother used to say.

475
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,914
[chuckles]: And anyway, this is
not what you think it is.

476
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:07,309
It's about companionship.

477
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,311
- [Sam imitating creaking]
- No.

478
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,139
[Phyllis laughs]

479
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,533
You are awful.

480
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,404
Stop it.

481
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:16,840
[laughs]

482
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,973
- [Sam whistling]
- No.

483
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,453
SAM:
Mm-hmm.

484
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,542
- No.
- [groans]

485
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:26,459
Uh, I think we should have
another two or three.

486
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:28,330
You like some more?

487
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,158
- Yeah.
- Course.

488
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,552
- You have any water?
- BARTENDER: Flat or sparkling?

489
00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:35,294
We like the free kind,

490
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,948
- the tap.
- BARTENDER: Sure.

491
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,864
[Phyllis laughing]

492
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:43,171
[Sam laughs]

493
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:46,305
- That's my mom.
- Yes.

494
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,045
- [chuckles]
- She's my darling daughter.

495
00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,309
- SAM: Mm.
- Well, sometimes.

496
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,659
- [smacks lips] Quite dry. [clears throat]
- Yes.

497
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:55,879
- Parched. Mm.
- Well, we've had quite a few, haven't we?

498
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:58,578
- SAM: Mm.
- Um, I-I'll have some water, too.

499
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,536
- Yep.
- But I'll have the sparkling.

500
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:03,191
Just five seconds.
Close my eyes.

501
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,367
<i>Oh.</i>

502
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:08,109
I am so hungry.
I should've eaten that...

503
00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:10,764
[British accent]:
Scotch egg at the market today.

504
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:12,548
My head is spinning.

505
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:15,769
- I'll get you some crackers.
- Oof.

506
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,814
- Phil.
- Mm?

507
00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:20,687
Mom, let's take a picture.

508
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,646
We hardly have any good pictures
on this trip together.

509
00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:25,387
- Come here.
- Absolutely not.

510
00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:27,433
- My hair.
- Come here.

511
00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,739
Don't grab me.
I'm not the cat's litter.

512
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,872
One sec. I love these stairs.

513
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,917
Just one.

514
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,964
- Cool. Just stand still.
- I've told you many times,

515
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:40,576
- I don't like a hand on my shoulder.
- I want one cool selfie!

516
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:45,451
- [grunting, groaning]
- PHYLLIS: Sam?!

517
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:50,760
Sam?

518
00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:54,242
- Oh.
- Jesus.

519
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:57,245
Ooh!

520
00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:58,594
[Sam groans]

521
00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:00,683
[laughing]

522
00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,603
[groaning]

523
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,738
[exhales]

524
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:13,348
And the flowers.

525
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,177
- Ow! [grunts]
- PHYLLIS: Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

526
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:19,528
- [groans, exhales]
- [Phyllis laughing]

527
00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,271
[chuckles]

528
00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:26,709
[Sam inhales sharply, grunts]

529
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:32,149
Okay.
Let's just take it down a notch.

530
00:23:32,193 --> 00:23:34,500
All right.

531
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,632
What, am I a clown to you?

532
00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:38,634
PHYLLIS:
Oh, dear.

533
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,897
I wish I had a hot-water bottle

534
00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:43,030
- for your back.
- Okay. Okay.

535
00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:44,858
- [Phyllis shushing]
- Oof.

536
00:23:44,901 --> 00:23:47,251
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Okay.

537
00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:49,645
[Phyllis grunting]

538
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:52,082
- PHYLLIS: Go on, get undressed. No.
- [groans]

539
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:55,390
- Shh, shh. I want to get your shirt off.
- No.

540
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,653
- Shh. Shh.
- No. [grunts]

541
00:23:57,697 --> 00:24:00,134
Can I get this off, as well?

542
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,179
- [grunts]
- SAM: No.

543
00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:06,488
- I just want to get you into the bed.
- [Sam grunts]

544
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,229
- [Phyllis grunts]
- Get off.

545
00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:10,971
- Why is it so freezing cold in here?
- [Sam groans]

546
00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,973
I think
I better get in bed with you

547
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:16,150
- to warm you up. Yeah. Yeah.
- No. No. No. No.

548
00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:19,545
- No. No.
- There we are.

549
00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:23,026
- No.
- All those bedtimes

550
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:26,465
with you as a baby,
you were so difficult.

551
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,119
You were so colicky.

552
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:32,862
It never made sense why you were
such an incessant crier.

553
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,474
- Ow!
- What?

554
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,998
- Don't.
- Maybe...

555
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:42,263
Maybe it was because I refused
to take those thalidomides

556
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:44,744
that they were handing out
like candy

557
00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:48,008
to combat morning sickness.

558
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:50,793
- [exhales]
- Thank you.

559
00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:54,231
I have arms because of you.

560
00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,496
I just didn't trust
those doctors.

561
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,847
[sighs] I just had to get on
with things.

562
00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:03,023
That was my lot.

563
00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:05,765
I had a runty little child

564
00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:09,377
that made me nauseous
and cried a lot.

565
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,031
- Don't.
- [exhales]

566
00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:15,383
Oh, you were so difficult.

567
00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:17,254
[Phyllis sighs]

568
00:25:17,298 --> 00:25:19,996
You're difficult.

569
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,085
- [Phyllis chuckles]
- [Sam snoring]

570
00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:28,483
[Phyllis sighs]

571
00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,661
[Phyllis chuckles softly]

572
00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:37,840
Oh.
[coughs, exhales]

573
00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:39,929
[windows opening]

574
00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:46,545
[Phyllis claps,
rubs hands together]

575
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,763
SAM:
Oh.

576
00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:50,374
- PHYLLIS: Hmm?
- SAM: Phil.

577
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:53,290
- Hmm?
- Phil, what did you do to me?

578
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:55,815
I feel like you roofied me
last night,

579
00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:59,775
like you-you violated me
and crossed a line.

580
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:03,039
- What did you do?
- PHYLLIS: Oh, stop being so dramatic.

581
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,388
Let's go.

582
00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,347
Sit up. Wake up. Snap to.

583
00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:09,742
It's a beautiful day out.
One last bit of shopping.

584
00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:12,701
What? No. No.

585
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,442
We can't.

586
00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:16,096
We told Caroline

587
00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:19,795
we were gonna put
her mom's ashes in Battersea.

588
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:22,581
Mm, change of plans.

589
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:25,322
Nobody wants
to go through a memorial

590
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:28,412
for someone we never knew.
That's ridiculous.

591
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:30,023
What?

592
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:32,460
No. We promised her.

593
00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:34,114
We can't go back on this.

594
00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:38,248
Mom, honestly, like,
Uncle Marion and Caroline,

595
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:41,034
- they can do that themselves.
- SAM: What?

596
00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:42,992
Uh, no. That's rude.

597
00:26:43,036 --> 00:26:44,690
PHYLLIS:
Also...

598
00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:48,563
Ooh!
[chuckles]

599
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:52,611
We have something to tell you.

600
00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:55,570
"We"? What?

601
00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:58,921
What? Wait. What?

602
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:01,228
What? Yes?

603
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:03,622
[smacks lips]

604
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:08,627
I won't be returning with you
to America.

605
00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:13,327
[laughing]

606
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,243
- [back cracks]
- Oh!

607
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:18,637
Ow!
[groans]

608
00:27:19,899 --> 00:27:22,553
Okay. Okay.

609
00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:24,468
You're... No. That's...

610
00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:27,080
You're crazy. Right?

611
00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:31,171
And Max has
something to say, too.

612
00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:37,177
Um... Okay.

613
00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:45,359
I want to stay here, Mom.

614
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:48,754
And it's not a joke,
so-so don't laugh

615
00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:51,017
or make fun of the idea, okay?

616
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,236
Gabbie has a room available
in her flat,

617
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,760
and I want to do it.

618
00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,764
Mom, I... I just, I...

619
00:27:58,807 --> 00:28:00,330
I have to make a change,

620
00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:02,855
and I'm-I'm excited
to make this change.

621
00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:04,378
I...

622
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:07,773
I really don't want
to go back right now.

623
00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:11,907
This feels <i>bashert.</i>

624
00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:13,996
It's good, Mom.

625
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:22,613
Yay!

626
00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:28,532
Wait.

627
00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:31,100
Really? What is...

628
00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:33,886
What is happening? No.

629
00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:37,324
No. We came here together
as a family.

630
00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:40,196
This is a...
This is a family trip.

631
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,112
You don't do half a trip.
It's a circle.

632
00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:45,332
It's a nice circle.

633
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,943
There and back.

634
00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:50,598
You have to complete the circle.

635
00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:55,603
Mom, there's no fucking circle.

636
00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:57,431
That-that doesn't exist.

637
00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,520
That's just in your head.

638
00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:03,002
[knocking on door]

639
00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:04,481
- [groans]
- CAROLINE: Good morning!

640
00:29:04,525 --> 00:29:06,266
MARION:
Hello, hello, hello, hello!

641
00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:09,791
- CAROLINE: Good morning.
- MARION: Tallyho.

642
00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:13,360
- PHYLLIS: Come in.
- MARION: Yes. Thank you so much.

643
00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:15,579
Shock. Sam's not ready.

644
00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:17,146
Not even close.

645
00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:19,540
Okay. [sighs]

646
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,847
Just... [sighs]

647
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,762
Give me one minute, okay?

648
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,546
I have a... Give me a minute.

649
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,678
That minute is gone now.
Let's go.

650
00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:29,593
- Let's go.
- [Sam groans]

651
00:29:29,637 --> 00:29:31,682
MARION:
Proud of you.
Look, she's got shoes on. She...

652
00:29:31,726 --> 00:29:33,423
- Uh-oh.
- Come here.

653
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:35,208
- What's happening?
- Congratulations

654
00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:36,905
for liftoff of your throne.

655
00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:39,560
I got you psyllium husk
for binding.

656
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,736
Ha. Great. Thank you.
That's hilarious.

657
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,217
Max, Phil,
let's go downstairs, please,

658
00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:45,827
while Sam gets ready. Thank you.

659
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,743
Okay, but take the husk.
You need it.

660
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,746
Thank you. Because I'm just
hanging on by a thread.

661
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,879
- Very thin.
- I know how your stomach is.

662
00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:55,402
Breath.

663
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:56,882
- [exhales]
- Yeah.

664
00:29:56,925 --> 00:29:58,753
There's been a change of plans.

665
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,581
No, no, no, no, no.
No change of plans. No.

666
00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:02,801
Caroline asked way in advance.
We've all agreed.

667
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,150
We're doing this now. Let's go.

668
00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,891
Your sister's
not feeling very well,

669
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:07,980
so we've decided
to stay with her.

670
00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:09,459
Not feel...? She's hungover.

671
00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:10,896
And I don't believe for a second

672
00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:12,854
you're gonna stay with her
in the hotel.

673
00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,203
The moment we leave,
you're gone.

674
00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:16,771
SAM:
It's okay. I-I can do this.

675
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,860
I can go to Battersea.

676
00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:21,515
Yeah. Just give me...

677
00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:27,651
It's fine, Marion.

678
00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:29,001
Phil is right.

679
00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:32,656
We can do this on our own.

680
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,354
SAM:
Uh...

681
00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:36,399
Caroline. [groans]

682
00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:41,274
[door closes]

683
00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:43,842
[Marion sighs]

684
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,888
I'm gonna need a glass of water
and a spoon.

685
00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,759
SAM:
Caroline. Please, stop.

686
00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:51,153
Stop. Look, I had nothing
to do with it.

687
00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:53,199
Phil ambushed me.

688
00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:54,765
[clears throat]

689
00:30:54,809 --> 00:30:57,159
Of course
we can go to Battersea.

690
00:30:57,203 --> 00:31:00,075
We can? We have your permission?

691
00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:04,210
Oh, thank you so much, Sam.
I am so grateful.

692
00:31:04,253 --> 00:31:05,733
What would we do without you?

693
00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:08,736
I appreciate you giving us
your permission.

694
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:11,043
Thank you, Sam, our boss.

695
00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:12,958
Wow.

696
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,962
I...

697
00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:21,053
Okay.

698
00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,968
Great.

699
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,581
Marion, I forgot my key.

700
00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:33,065
Mar. Phil. Max.

701
00:31:33,108 --> 00:31:35,589
["When They Fight, They Fight"
by Generationals playing]

702
00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:37,156
[sighs]

703
00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:55,478
[coughs]

704
00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:03,704
What do you got in your hand?

705
00:32:03,747 --> 00:32:07,186
I'm saving a little bit of her
for myself.

706
00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:09,710
<i>♪ And when they come home</i> <i>
at night, they sing</i>♪

707
00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:15,150
<i>♪ I love you, baby</i>♪

708
00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:27,641
[laughing]

709
00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:37,042
<i>♪ Was it too much too soon?</i>♪

710
00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:42,395
<i>♪ Or too little too late?</i>♪

711
00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:46,355
<i>♪ And then the words,</i> <i>
they come to you</i>♪

712
00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:48,879
<i>♪ Driving away</i>♪

713
00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:53,754
<i>♪ You just can't let it go</i>♪

714
00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:56,844
<i>♪ And when they fight,</i> <i>
they fight</i>♪

715
00:32:58,411 --> 00:33:01,588
<i>♪ And when they come home</i> <i>
at night, they say</i>♪

716
00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:07,550
<i>♪ I love you, baby</i>♪

717
00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:10,814
- ♪
- [dialogue inaudible]

718
00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:31,618
<i>♪ I love you, baby.</i>♪

719
00:33:58,471 --> 00:33:59,950
[trickling]

720
00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,301
[flushes]

721
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,390
[seagulls cawing]

722
00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:28,196
["Head of Roses"
by Flock of Dimes playing]

723
00:34:57,443 --> 00:34:59,488
♪

724
00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:07,583
<i>♪ I have never</i>♪

725
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:13,023
<i>♪ Known to travel</i>♪

726
00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:18,028
<i>♪ By the compass</i>♪

727
00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:22,250
<i>♪ The names of stars</i>♪

728
00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:25,688
Lester. What...?

729
00:35:25,732 --> 00:35:28,474
<i>♪ I have never</i>♪

730
00:35:30,345 --> 00:35:33,696
<i>♪ Meant to travel</i>♪

731
00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:39,137
<i>♪ Far from places</i>♪

732
00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:44,054
<i>♪ Where you are</i>♪

733
00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:46,144
[laughing]

734
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:48,885
<i>♪ Fear of the world</i>♪

735
00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:50,670
[Phyllis laughs]

736
00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:53,194
<i>♪ Head of roses</i>♪

737
00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:55,022
[playful chatter]

738
00:35:55,065 --> 00:35:58,591
<i>♪ Sorry for yours</i>♪

739
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:02,116
<i>♪ And for mine</i>♪

740
00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:07,426
<i>♪ Free of the world</i>♪

741
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:11,430
<i>♪ Head of roses</i>♪

742
00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:16,957
<i>♪ Leave me to learn</i>♪

743
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,048
<i>♪ Love is time</i>♪

744
00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:28,360
<i>♪ Leave me to learn</i>♪

745
00:36:29,796 --> 00:36:33,408
<i>♪ Love is time</i>♪

746
00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:38,500
<i>♪ Fear of the world</i>♪

747
00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:42,548
<i>♪ Head of roses</i>♪

748
00:36:42,591 --> 00:36:45,507
<i>♪ You'll never see</i>♪

749
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:51,339
<i>♪ Love is time.</i>♪

750
00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:08,791
- ♪
- [dialogue inaudible]

751
00:37:20,194 --> 00:37:22,152
Oh, your... is your mom good
at cutting your hair?

752
00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:23,893
- Yeah, yeah, she's really good.
- Oh.

753
00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:25,895
- Is yours not?
- Well, she tried to cut my hair once,

754
00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:27,332
- and she gave me bangs.
- Max. Honey.

755
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,116
- What?
- Can I have a word?

756
00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:32,162
- PHYLLIS: For the, um... f-for some...
- MAX: Yeah.

757
00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:34,426
Or-or roses.

758
00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:36,993
But then,
if I had a vegetable garden...

759
00:37:37,037 --> 00:37:39,039
I'm just thinking that maybe,
'cause I love flowers,

760
00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:42,216
but I'm thinking
I could grow vegetables.

761
00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:47,221
I just want
to bring you over here

762
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,397
to talk to you.

763
00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:52,270
[exhales]

764
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,010
Hi.

765
00:37:54,054 --> 00:37:56,535
- Hi.
- Hi.

766
00:37:56,578 --> 00:37:59,407
Uh, yeah.
Uh, do you know what happens

767
00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:01,322
to most 80-year-olds?

768
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:02,932
Hmm?

769
00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:04,760
- Yes.
- And don't just nod.

770
00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:06,719
No, seriously. Do you?

771
00:38:06,762 --> 00:38:09,504
Okay, they can be
really cantankerous

772
00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:11,680
and they get really cranky.

773
00:38:11,724 --> 00:38:14,030
And they break down
and they wear out

774
00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:17,686
and they get sick
and they have accidents.

775
00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:21,081
Honey, it's really, really hard.

776
00:38:21,124 --> 00:38:24,302
Mom, I'm not gonna be
living with her.

777
00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:26,782
I'll be with Cousin Gabbie,
she'll be with Ben,

778
00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:29,437
and I'll be close enough to
Liverpool to keep an eye on her.

779
00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:33,311
Mom, Nan didn't
ask me to do this.

780
00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:35,922
I want this.

781
00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:38,707
And it's not forever, Mom.

782
00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:41,667
[exhales] I know what
I'm getting myself into.

783
00:38:45,627 --> 00:38:47,934
[exhales]

784
00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:50,023
[moaning]

785
00:38:57,987 --> 00:39:00,773
- [boot thuds]
- [Sam moans]

786
00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:06,431
I want you to have my boots.

787
00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:13,351
Yes. I give them to you.

788
00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:15,918
Mm-hmm. They are yours.

789
00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:17,355
Yes.

790
00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:19,748
I know you want. Mm-hmm.

791
00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:22,142
Mom.

792
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,885
Yes.

793
00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:27,713
Yeah, but kind of...

794
00:39:27,756 --> 00:39:32,457
I just need 'em now 'cause
we're still at the thing and...

795
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,937
Can I wear 'em
for the rest of the night?

796
00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:40,421
[grunting]:
But I will give them back to you

797
00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:43,381
when we bid each other adieu.

798
00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:45,121
Come here.

799
00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:48,429
- Come here.
- [laughs softly]

800
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,127
[grunts]

801
00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:53,521
[exhales]

802
00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:56,350
This is big.
This is forward movement.

803
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,484
This is upward forward movement.

804
00:39:59,527 --> 00:40:03,662
This is, like, through the sky
forward movement.

805
00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:08,057
PHYLLIS:
Oh, no... I know.

806
00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:10,538
But we're going to share it.
But, um...

807
00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:12,975
- It's a very good spread.
- I... Frankie.

808
00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:17,023
- Oh, that's... I didn't order that.
- SAM: No, it's fine.

809
00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:19,460
- Sir, that's not...
- It's...

810
00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:21,157
PHYLLIS:
What do you mean?

811
00:40:21,201 --> 00:40:22,594
- No, because, yes...
- MARION: It's an elegant one.

812
00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:24,160
- PHYLLIS: '76, though.
- SAM: Mm-hmm.

813
00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:26,249
[clears throat]

814
00:40:28,034 --> 00:40:29,339
[glass thudding]

815
00:40:29,383 --> 00:40:31,472
Oh, that's not satisfying.

816
00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:33,518
I... Yeah. Hello.

817
00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:35,520
Hello.

818
00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,043
[clears throat]

819
00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:39,915
Uh, yes. Hello.

820
00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:43,745
I just wanted to take
a moment and say,

821
00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:50,012
to the Darby-Corbyn-Fox-
Lee-Smith-Hughes family,

822
00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:53,929
welcome, welcome,
and thank you all

823
00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:57,324
for being on
this adventure with us.

824
00:40:57,367 --> 00:40:59,152
This family trip.

825
00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:02,590
We are so fortunate
to have all of us

826
00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:05,332
here together right now.

827
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,465
All of us together.

828
00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:09,510
And...

829
00:41:11,381 --> 00:41:12,644
We should eat.
It's getting cold.

830
00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:14,080
ALL:
Aye!

831
00:41:14,123 --> 00:41:15,734
[laughter]

832
00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:19,302
Uh, I... Just...

833
00:41:19,346 --> 00:41:21,783
Yeah, um...

834
00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:25,004
One more thing. Yeah.

835
00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:27,920
And, uh, Phil and Max,

836
00:41:27,963 --> 00:41:30,923
I just want to say...

837
00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:32,228
[exhales sharply]

838
00:41:32,272 --> 00:41:34,361
...good luck with your new lives

839
00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:35,884
here in England.

840
00:41:35,928 --> 00:41:37,756
Mm-hmm.

841
00:41:37,799 --> 00:41:41,063
They won't be returning
to the United States with us.

842
00:41:41,107 --> 00:41:42,891
Yes.

843
00:41:42,935 --> 00:41:44,414
That is all.

844
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:46,504
Aye!

845
00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:48,767
[Sam clears throat]

846
00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:50,551
Wait, Mom, sorry, what?

847
00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:53,075
SAM:
It's totally fine, everyone.

848
00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:55,208
Everything is totally fine.

849
00:41:55,251 --> 00:41:57,906
If you have any questions,
please don't ask me.

850
00:41:57,950 --> 00:42:01,388
Phil and Max will be
fielding all of them.

851
00:42:01,431 --> 00:42:05,435
Again, do not come to me
with any questions.

852
00:42:05,479 --> 00:42:07,350
You'll have to ask them.

853
00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:10,092
None of this was my idea.

854
00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:13,226
Thank you all. Um...

855
00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:15,881
Good night, London.
Good night, Detroit.

856
00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:18,057
- Oh, yes.
- Good night, Detroit.

857
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:19,754
[laughter]

858
00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:22,583
DUKE:
Wait, Nan, why are...

859
00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:25,151
- What, what?
- PHYLLIS: N-No, but...

860
00:42:25,194 --> 00:42:26,979
Oh, darling.

861
00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:29,764
Exactly, it comes...

862
00:42:29,808 --> 00:42:31,505
SAM:
She knows.

863
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,376
You know. You know, too.

864
00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:35,553
- Okay. Yeah.
- Frankie. Well, don't...

865
00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,032
- PHYLLIS: Um...
- ...like, shut down.

866
00:42:37,076 --> 00:42:38,643
How you doing?

867
00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:41,167
Yeah, no, it's great.

868
00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,386
Sounds... great.

869
00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:44,953
PHYLLIS:
I didn't actually know that, um,

870
00:42:44,997 --> 00:42:46,955
your mom was going to tell you
in this way.

871
00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:48,478
<i>SAM:</i> <i>
Please don't be mad at me.</i>

872
00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:50,002
This wasn't my idea.

873
00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:52,134
Mad? Are you kidding me?

874
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:53,832
This is incredible.

875
00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:56,704
Our mother is no longer
in our jurisdiction.

876
00:42:56,748 --> 00:43:00,490
She's going to be
in European airspace.

877
00:43:00,534 --> 00:43:03,406
Greenwich Mean Time.

878
00:43:03,450 --> 00:43:05,408
We don't have to worry
about her anymore.

879
00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:07,715
She doesn't live in America.

880
00:43:07,759 --> 00:43:09,630
So that's it, then?

881
00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:11,676
Just get her out of your hair?

882
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,157
No, not all.
This is good for her.

883
00:43:15,201 --> 00:43:17,638
This could add years
to her life.

884
00:43:17,682 --> 00:43:20,467
A change like this
is a chosen change.

885
00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:22,425
Most people get old,
you stick 'em in a home,

886
00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:23,949
throw a thin blanket
over their legs,

887
00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:25,646
point 'em towards the sun,

888
00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:27,909
they're dead
in three fucking days.

889
00:43:27,953 --> 00:43:30,390
No, this is what Phil wants.

890
00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:32,871
This is a masterstroke.

891
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,659
And all those years, you said
you wanted to put her in a home.

892
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:41,531
Yes, and I was wrong.
Is that what you want to hear?

893
00:43:41,575 --> 00:43:44,665
Actually, yeah, say it again.
That's my favorite.

894
00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:46,362
You know, I'm not worried
about her.

895
00:43:46,406 --> 00:43:48,364
Be honest, I'm much more
worried about you.

896
00:43:48,408 --> 00:43:50,889
- What are you going to do?
- What do you mean?

897
00:43:50,932 --> 00:43:52,891
Without your plus-one,
your significant other.

898
00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:55,067
Your mom-boyfriend, Phil.

899
00:43:56,068 --> 00:43:57,460
Oh.

900
00:43:57,504 --> 00:43:59,549
That's kind of true.

901
00:43:59,593 --> 00:44:01,639
[sighs]

902
00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:04,903
That woman takes up a lot more
of your life than you realize.

903
00:44:04,946 --> 00:44:07,035
And now with Max gone, too,

904
00:44:07,079 --> 00:44:09,037
soon Frankie, then Duke--
then what?

905
00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:12,867
Freedom?

906
00:44:12,911 --> 00:44:15,391
Uh-huh. Okay.

907
00:44:15,435 --> 00:44:17,089
Whatever you say.

908
00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:19,569
Just don't come knocking
on our door every afternoon

909
00:44:19,613 --> 00:44:21,310
with some chicken dish, saying...

910
00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:25,140
[imitating Phyllis]:
"Yoo-hoo. Anybody hungry? Ha!"

911
00:44:25,184 --> 00:44:26,794
[mimicking]:
"Ha!"

912
00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:29,754
You're a lot more like Phyllis
than you think.

913
00:44:30,755 --> 00:44:32,452
[groans]

914
00:44:32,495 --> 00:44:35,194
[piano playing soft melody]

915
00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:41,243
PHYLLIS:
<i>♪ Now is the hour</i>♪

916
00:44:42,288 --> 00:44:45,944
- <i>♪ When we must say goodbye</i>♪
- MARION: Wh-What?

917
00:44:48,424 --> 00:44:53,429
- <i>♪ Soon you'll be sailing</i>♪
- [sobs]

918
00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:59,044
<i>♪ Far across the sea</i>♪

919
00:45:00,654 --> 00:45:06,094
<i>♪ While you're away</i>♪

920
00:45:06,138 --> 00:45:11,709
<i>♪ Oh, please remember me</i>♪

921
00:45:12,884 --> 00:45:16,626
<i>♪ When you return</i>♪

922
00:45:16,670 --> 00:45:21,631
<i>♪ You'll find me waiting</i>♪

923
00:45:21,675 --> 00:45:23,721
<i>♪ Here</i>♪

924
00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:30,423
<i>♪ I'll dream of you</i>♪

925
00:45:30,466 --> 00:45:35,776
<i>♪ If you will dream of me</i>♪

926
00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:42,783
<i>♪ Each hour I'll miss you</i>♪

927
00:45:42,827 --> 00:45:47,745
<i>♪ Here across the sea</i>♪

928
00:45:49,007 --> 00:45:54,577
<i>♪ It's not goodbye</i>♪

929
00:45:54,621 --> 00:45:59,104
<i>♪ It's just a sweet adieu</i>♪

930
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:04,326
<i>♪ Soon I'll come sailing</i>♪

931
00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:08,243
<i>♪ Across the seas</i>♪

932
00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:12,117
<i>♪ To you</i>♪

933
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,727
[sighs]

934
00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:17,644
<i>♪ While I'm away</i>♪

935
00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:23,476
<i>♪ Oh, please remember me</i>♪

936
00:46:25,347 --> 00:46:29,438
<i>♪ When you return</i>♪

937
00:46:29,482 --> 00:46:32,180
<i>♪ You'll find me</i>♪

938
00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:36,184
<i>♪ Waiting</i>♪

939
00:46:36,228 --> 00:46:40,972
<i>♪ Here.</i>♪

940
00:46:45,585 --> 00:46:47,805
[applause]

941
00:46:48,936 --> 00:46:51,373
- PHYLLIS: Thank you.
- PIANO MAN: Lovely.

942
00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:53,462
It's his playing.

943
00:46:55,377 --> 00:46:56,988
- SAM: Phil!
- MARION: Bravo, brava!

944
00:46:57,031 --> 00:46:58,816
[Phyllis chuckling]

945
00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:10,610
<i>WOMAN [over P.A.]:</i> <i>
Flight D6553 is now delayed.</i>

946
00:47:10,653 --> 00:47:13,656
<i>Please, can all passengers</i> <i>
report to desk 12?</i>

947
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:16,137
<i>[jet engine whooshing]</i>

948
00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:18,139
<i>[indistinct chatter]</i>

949
00:47:18,183 --> 00:47:20,533
<i>[over P.A.]: Please don't leave</i> <i>
your bags unattended.</i>

950
00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:22,796
<i>Any unattended bags</i> <i>
will be taken</i>

951
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,581
<i>and subject to</i> <i>
a security search.</i>

952
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,670
<i>[indistinct chatter]</i>

953
00:47:32,371 --> 00:47:34,634
<i>[over P.A.]: Attention,</i> <i>
Sydney-bound passengers.</i>

954
00:47:34,677 --> 00:47:36,592
<i>We have a completely</i> <i>
full flight.</i>

955
00:47:36,636 --> 00:47:39,508
<i>I would like to remind you</i> <i>
that all carry-on luggage</i>

956
00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:43,991
<i>is limited to one personal item</i> <i>
and one carry-on item.</i>

957
00:47:49,692 --> 00:47:54,175
<i>[over P.A.]:</i> <i>
Flight D7183 to Amsterdam</i>

958
00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:57,265
<i>is now leaving from Gate 18.</i>


